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			<description><![CDATA[ Polysyllabic<div class='signature'>Snowy,<br>>^.".^&lt;<br><br><img src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a43/SnowLeopardPurrs/SmallerSnowLeopard.jpg" style="border:0;"><br></div> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Sentences never heard before in the history of mankind. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Okay, I'm not sure how this will go over. I will start.<br><br>The man was putting on blue eye-shadow while trying to carve a three-eyed gnome out of a turnip.<br><br>Snowy,<br>&gt;^.&quot;.^&lt;<div class='signature'><img src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a43/SnowLeopardPurrs/SmallerSnowLeopard.jpg" style="border:0;"><br></div> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:21:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ A joke ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Q. How do you know when a clown has farted?<br><br><br>A. It smells funny!<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://i9.tinypic.com/2njhv7s.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2007 17:11:41 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ ABC's of Songs and/or Groups ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>The Angels</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--> (My Boyfriend's Back)<br><br>Snowy,<br>&gt;^.&quot;.^&lt;<div class='signature'><img src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a43/SnowLeopardPurrs/SmallerSnowLeopard.jpg" style="border:0;"><br></div> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 16 Aug 2007 17:01:45 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ EXPECTING TO FLY-Written by Neil Young ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ RAW. <br>1#In a crude or unrefined state: nature in the raw<br>2#Nude; naked<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :goddess --><img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/RVMsSanctuary/backgrounds/goddess.gif ALT=":goddess"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>veg·an. <br>A vegetarian who eats plant products only, especially one who uses no products derived from animals, as fur or leather.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :butterfly --><img src=http://tinypic.com/6521d0 ALT=":butterfly"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 14 Aug 2006 06:53:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Strategy ... what to do? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a valley and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you.<br><br><br>In front of you is a galloping pig which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a helicopter flying at ground level. Both the giant pig and the helicopter are also traveling at the same speed as you.<br><br><br>What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?<br><br><br>Think... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 26 Jul 2006 07:08:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ I just love a happy ending, don't you! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates, and<br>suitcases.<br><br>On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things.<br><br>On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining<br>room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted<br>on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of chardonnay.<br><br>When she had finished, she went into Each and every room and stuffed<br>half-eaten shrimp... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 03 Apr 2006 22:04:04 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Politics ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ A little boy goes to his dad and asks, &quot;What are Politics?&quot; Dad says, &quot;Well son, let me try to explain it this way: <br> <br>#1. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President. <br> <br>#2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. <br> <br>#3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. <br> <br>#4. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. <br> <br>#5. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 23 Mar 2006 17:44:38 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ THINGS MEN WILL NEVER SAY...HA HA HA HA ]]></title>
			<link>http://rvmssanctuary.yuku.com/topic/2020/t/THINGS-MEN-WILL-NEVER-SAY-HA-HA-HA-HA.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ OMG....these are hilarious!!!!!!!! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol9 --><img src=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y220/RawForAll/GIFS/rolflmaooo.gif ALT=":lol9"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><br><br>THINGS MEN WILL NEVER SAY<br>1. I think Barry Manilow is one cool mother 'effer!!<br>2. No, I don't want another beer. I have to work tomorrow. <br>3. Her boobs are just way too big. <br>4. Sometimes I just want to be held. <br>5. That Rosie O'Donnell chick gives me a boner. <br>6. Sure! I'd... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 14 Mar 2006 19:16:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Giggles ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were 3 finalists Two men and a woman. <br><br>For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. <br><br>&quot;We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!<br> <br>The man said, &quot;You can't be serious, I could never shoot... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Mar 2006 18:14:44 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Three Of A Kind... ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ To play this game, someone asks you to name 3 of something. Your answers may be general or specific. You then get to post the next category. <br><br>For example, name 3 Countries that start with C <br><br>Chile <br>Columbia <br>China <br><br><br>Name 3 states that start with I? ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 26 Feb 2006 14:54:30 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ 7 Up ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ This is another easy game. What you do is add to the topic and when it reaches number 7 that persons starts another topic. I'll start us off.<br><br>Copy and paste as you go.<br><br>7 Vacation spots:<br><br>1) Disneyland <br><div class='signature'>"Ireland means tradition and stability...a land rooted in the earth, but touched by a heavenly light."</div> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ ABC-TELL ME *Y*~ ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Words that end in &quot;Y&quot; IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER ~<br><br>A ~ Achy<br><div class='signature'>"Ireland means tradition and stability...a land rooted in the earth, but touched by a heavenly light."</div> ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ ABC's of words ending in &quot;ING&quot; ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ A ~ Acting<div class='signature'>"Ireland means tradition and stability...a land rooted in the earth, but touched by a heavenly light."</div> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sun, 26 Feb 2006 14:46:14 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Marriage....lol ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Some of the women in our lives are just a bit quicker than we think! <br><br>Marriage - Part I<br><br><br>Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:<br><br>&quot;I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2006 06:45:09 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Redneck Love Poem ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Redneck Love Poem <br><br><br><br>Susie Lee done fell in love; <br>She planned to marry Joe. <br>She was so happy 'bout it all <br>She told her Pappy so. <br><br>Pappy told her, &quot;Susie gal, <br>You'll have to find another. <br>I'd just as soon yo' Ma don't know, <br>But Joe is yo' half brother&quot; <br><br>So Susie put aside her Joe <br>And planned to marry Will. <br>But after telling Pappy this, <br>He said, &quot;There's trouble still... <br><br>You cain't marry Will, my gal., <br>And... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2006 15:49:03 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Things to do at Walmart (lol) ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART WHILE YOUR FRIENDS/FAMILY TAKE THEIR DEAR SWEET TIME!!!!!!!!!!! <br><br>1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they aren't looking. <br><br>2.Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals. <br><br>3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms. <br><br>4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, &quot;I think we have a code 3 in housewares,&quot; and see what happens. <br><br>5. Put some... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 11 Feb 2006 05:16:23 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Menopause jewelry ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <br><br>My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods.<br><br>We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it<br>turns green.<br><br>When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big effin' red mark on his forehead.<br><br> Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.<br> <br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :clapping --><img src=http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y220/RawForAll/GIFS/5vom1d.gif ALT=":clapping"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END-->... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2006 06:39:59 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Reflex Test ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ The Reflex test!<br><br>The object is to move the red block around without getting hit by the blue blocks or touching the black walls. If you can go longer than 18 seconds you are doing well.<br><br>I was told that the US Air Force uses this for fighter pilots.<br>They are expected to go for at least 2 minutes. Consistently. Everyday time they do it.<br>Give it a try!! Good Luck!!<br><br>Enjoy.<br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://members.iinet.net.au/~pontipak/redsquare.html"... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2006 07:27:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ No words, only pictures. A psychic experiment. (I start) ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=wizard+of+oz/v=2/SID=w/l=IVS/SIG=14n4n71cs/EXP=1139194061/*-http%3A//us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/the_wizard_of_oz/_group_photos/bert_lahr1.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><div class='signature'><img border="0" src="http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a43/SnowLeopardPurrs/youngsnowleopard.jpg"></div> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2006 19:51:56 GMT</pubDate>
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